1. My pants don't fit anymore. So, instead of buying new pants, I'm going to try to lose weight. Specifically, I'm going to try the Weight Watchers program, simply because it's worked very well for my mom.
2. I found out that my father has prostate cancer. Given my apathy towards the man (he's not the worst generally absentee father in the world, but he's a horrible person), I'm not entirely sure how I feel about that.