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Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

• 15:22 Chumming water. #likeaboss #
• 20:46 Gained 80 pounds. So depressed. Gonna chop my balls out, psaa out in the sewer, bomb the Russians, and die. Like a boss, of course. #
• 20:56 @segarza Yeah, I'm doing the Eeyore thing Only difference is that I'm both depressed AND bored. #

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