/usr/bin/jim

Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

• 17:15 @fakemaureen Until the last couple of tweets, I thought you might be @realjohngreen, but he'd never type such things, even as someone else. #
• 17:39 @fakemaureen Really. I was like, "Oh, there's a @fakemaureen now? Reads like @realjohngreen. Oh wait, he'd never say THAT about unicorns." #
• 17:40 @fakemaureen Not even to slander @maureenjohnson. #

Have you been corrupted?
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter