The question of how long someone believed in Santa Claus is a worthless topic that should never come up in conversation. Having said that, if you're going to ask me how much of my childhood I spent believing in an old man in a red suit, I can confidently say that I never believed in him to begin with.

I knew that the Santa at the preschool Christmas pageant was just a fake. Digging into my memories, I'm pretty sure that the other kids watching our principal dressed up as Santa didn't think he was real, either.

I was a precocious child who didn't need to see mommy kissing Santa Claus to question the existence of an old man who only worked on Christmas...

So, I got a request in the mail last night, and I’ve been working on it today. If I ever see the bottom of it, I’ll post the results. The result of this particular exercise in frustration has yielded some tangible perks:

1. My server is, as you can see, back up.
2. I have SSH access on something again, which will be handy when I need Unix utilities at work.
3. I now have a box running Ubuntu 10.10, which I could not claim before. Once again, I’ve run every single version of Ubuntu since the initial release.

Of course, this means that I really need to get my resume out here updated. After all, it still shows my address in Missouri City, and also that I’ve been bumming around doing jack since spring of 2009, which as some of you may or may not know, is not the case. People are still trying to get to it, too, from what I have been told.

Anyway, that’s not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about SOAP, Python, and me. Now, of course, you’re probably thinking, “Jim, aren’t you a Windows programmer by day, fairly competent at writing SOAP stuff on .NET?” The answer to this question is yes. However, I don’t keep a Windows box at home for a very good reason: I don’t want my employer to take my personal code. They don’t use Python in house, so frankly, that’s a plus. If I were working in a Unix world, I would keep a Windows box here at home, and my hobby work would be .NET all the time. That’s just how it goes.

Again, I digress. Setting up a SOAP server with Python is a pain in the neck. SOAPpy is broken, soaplib is broken, and Django doesn’t have a built in mechanism for building SOAP web services. Thus, I’ve had to jettison SOAPpy, hack soaplib in horrible and ugly ways that I won’t be offering back to the main tree because they remove important functionality in favor of simply getting a service published over standard hypertext transfer protocol, and weld the entire thing to Django with some code I scraped out of a pastebin.

First, let’s talk about the dirty deeds done to soaplib (for free). I’ve taken away its ability to detect whether I’m using HTTP or HTTPS, and it will only work over normal HTTP now because I’ve hardcoded that. Yeah, I know, smooth move there, Jim. However, I don’t have an SSL cert on this box, nor do I intend to shell out for one because frankly, it’s a freaking blog, some code samples, and me just messing around on the Tubertubes. I don’t need an SSL cert for SSH, so I’m really not concerned about that. The fact was that the detection code was horribly broken in ways I didn’t care to diagnose.

Then, I had to weld the mess to Django so that I could serve it up over my domain name without having to open yet another port on this box–something I really hate doing. I would prefer not to get pwned. After all, this box is of great sentimental value, and it’s been running pretty consistently for 9 years now (okay, that’s just where /usr and /home are mounted, the CPU, one of the optical drives, and the floppy drive that have been in continuous operation, but hey, that’s something). There may not be much of value on here (not even porn, like I’d download any of that).

So, I finally have a web service running on this box. I’ve got the WSDL file up and served, but now I’ve got to write something that will consume it. I’m leaning towards an abomination of JavaScript (a language with which I’ll freely admit to being a little less than a novice, much to my embarrassment), but frankly, my Google-fu is failing me in that regard. Python has finally failed me, too, as soaplib’s client got hacked out in version 0.9, and as mentioned before, SOAPpy is just hosed. I could bust out the old Windows side and whip up an ASP.NET frontend, but really, where’s the fun in that?

But hey, it’s more interesting than blowing yet another Caturday watching animu. That said, I still hope to have Death Note finished by next weekend. Perhaps this week won’t be so horrible: I don’t have my normal Monday engagement.

Oh, one more thing: the Craigslist scraper is back up, if anyone wants to use it. It’s still just programming jobs, though, and it’s still just for the continental US.

My blog is back. Yeah, that’s right: my website is back in its entirety. That’s the blog, the code samples, and the Craigslist scraper.

Comment here, there, everywhere!

• 16:19 @voxbaryton Yep. #
• 22:22 @OMGpinkjello I really want sushi, too. #

• 09:11 @C4Clive Video! Pictures! Please! (For someone who will never see a proper English fog.) #
• 09:16 @C4Clive *pouts in the corner* Perhaps I should take a vacation next year. For the lulz, you know. #
• 09:40 @evilmj I'd say yay, but you're *Evil* MJ. Not that the real @maureenjohnson is good-aligned by any stretch of the imagination. #
• 10:00 @evilmj Good is such a relative thing. The both of you are more chaotic neutral than anything else. #
• 10:07 @evilmj You're in good company there: at least one of the fictional characters I'd so totally do is chaotic neutral. #
• 10:17 Anyone willing to split a room for the JoCo cruise with me? Please? #
• 10:49 @ms_sonya @jonathancoulton. www.jonathancoulton.com/ #
• 12:20 @evilmj Aren't you, well, the @evilmj? #
• 12:28 @evilmj Reflect for a moment upon your username. If you're the good one, you might consider changing it. #
• 12:36 @evilmj Then you're the good MJ and should change your name. #
• 12:36 @evilmj However, that presupposes that @maureenjohnson is actually evil and neither good nor neutrally aligned. #

• 09:38 @OMGpinkjello Perhaps the exhaustion helped. #
• 18:10 @ShinerBeer I managed that. #
• 19:57 Preparing to bawl loudly. Clannad time. #
• 20:26 Okay, Fuko's arc just ended. Being spoiled like my mother's dog did NOT spare me. #
• 21:36 @OMGpinkjello It could be worse. I've had "Super Driver" stuck in my head for multiple days on end once. I DON'T EVEN KNOW JAPANESE! #
• 22:15 @OMGpinkjello I see what you did there. Nothing is worse than having a song in your head in a language you don't know, I assure you. #

• 14:05 Hup Holland Hup! #
• 14:25 @evilmj Well, are you? I mean, really, what makes a Harry Potter expert? Is there an institute giving degrees in Potterology? #
• 14:26 @realjohngreen You may manage to get me to like this game yet. Perhaps I might even see an MLS game some time. #
• 14:27 I'm watching an athletic event on television. Willingly. What's wrong with me? #
• 14:32 @evilmj But Canada isn't real. I vote for Scotland. Find a castle there or something. #
• 14:47 @evilmj I claimed that Canada isn't real. I did not make any assertions about its existence--which it clearly does. #
• 14:47 @tumeimatumenema That makes it worse, actually. #
• 14:48 These Spaniards and their hair. It's hilarious. #
• 14:49 DENIED BY A FOOT. FFFFFFUUUUUU! #
• 14:50 @evilmj Unfortunately, that means that we've got to get work permits for the UK. I know nothing about immigration. #
• 14:52 American foreign policy: kick the rest of the world in the balls, blame someone else. #
• 14:54 @evilmj Not if we're charging. I'm pretty sure the authorities want to see papers. Also, Daily Mail readers scare me. #
• 14:57 THAT WAS ENTIRELY TOO CLOSE. TOO CLOSE. Hup, dammit! Hup! #
• 14:58 @evilmj I seem to have lost the Doctor's number. You'll have to call him. #
• 15:00 @tumeimatumenema Of course you are. It's okay. #
• 15:01 They see me tweetin'. They hatin'. And rollin' their eyes trying to catch me using more than 140 characters. #
• 15:08 @tumeimatumenema That's been the story of the whole game for both sides, hasn't it? #
• 15:09 @manuelj Well yeah, they were once part of the Spanish Hapsburg empire. #
• 15:10 NOOOOOOO! #
• 15:13 @tumeimatumenema Or a heart attack. Several of them. #
• 15:14 Hey, Twitter! Does anyone else think we need more vuvuzelas in our sports? #
• 15:21 @tumeimatumenema I knew that much. Any more often than that, and the riots would become actual wars. #
• 15:28 RT @ms_sonya After leaving Simple Feast and driving home, I cannot help but feel we as a culture are doing something wrong. #
• 15:31 DENIED! #
• 15:33 @tumeimatumenema I think I'm beginning to understand why the rest of the world raves about this game. #
• 15:36 @tumeimatumenema Well, we've got a problem: the good players go to Mexico or Europe. #
• 15:37 Okay, I think heart just skipped a beat there. #
• 15:37 @evilmj 0-0, 102'. #
• 15:41 @evilmj You may never get to your homework. #
• 15:41 @nlfrederick No, Spain needs to be nowhere near the net. Hup Holland Hup! #
• 15:43 @evilmj That's the spirit! More booze! #
• 15:44 @nlfrederick Fair enough, but I had to get a dig in. #
• 15:44 Man, I await the fail whale when someone scores. #
• 15:48 @evilmj You're in Ireland? STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND BELLY UP TO THE BAR, LASSIE! #
• 15:51 @evilmj I'm just shocked that you're in Ireland and not drinking. #
• 15:56 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #
• 15:58 @evilmj In what universe is that "good"? #
• 16:02 It's over. #esp wins. Dammit. #
• 16:02 GG, #esp. GG. #
• 16:14 @tumeimatumenema No, no I can't. I doff my cap to Paul. #
• 17:25 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, N MacArthur Blvd, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #
• 18:41 #roflcoptour! (@ The Prophet Bar w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/84kc1n #
• 19:06 Smaller venue than last show, and yeah, I've bought something from @laurenmyrtle and All Caps. #roflcoptour #
• 21:47 I never thought I'd hear a guy sing a slash love song. #
• 23:02 #roflcoptour was awesome. My only complaint is that it needed more ALL CAPS. Seriously, they're more awesome live. #
• 23:03 @RestlessZombie Trust me, while the show was awesome, I'd trade places with you in an instant. Houston >>> Dallas, IMO. #

• 11:25 I'm at Cafe Brazil (2510 N Josey Ln Ste 106, btw Keller Springs and Frankford, Carollton) w/ 3 others. 4sq.com/5649RI #
• 14:36 Hey, I've got a new video up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=455XKuBAw0Q #
• 14:44 I uploaded a YouTube video -- Reintroductions youtu.be/455XKuBAw0Q?a #
• 19:40 Salsa: good flavor, not much kick. (@ El Fenix) 4sq.com/913NkJ #
• 20:59 I uploaded a YouTube video -- /r/Christianity: Show Your Church youtu.be/87Zr3C7gVmU?a #
• 21:25 I could pick bones with the theology of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", but I think that would be missing the point of the song. #
• 21:55 @voxbaryton SC(H)ALA LIVES! #
• 22:41 @amethystjackson Holy crap, you're on a panel at ComicCon? #
• 23:36 Back to Clannad. I get the feeling this episode will end in tears. #
• 23:56 Oh God, oh God, I was right. That episode ended in tears. The next one will be worse. #

• 10:43 @Onicon That's the one in Madisonville, right? #

• 12:23 @ms_sonya Alas, I'm not that kind of ub3r 1337 haxz0r. I can't open your car from Dallas. #
• 12:29 @ms_sonya Nope, not true. Snoopes: www.snopes.com/autos/techno/keyless.asp #
• 13:52 @ms_sonya Yesterday, the things I learned at the beginning of the day were definitely in the DO NOT WANT territory. #
• 15:32 @ms_sonya Thankfully, no. Just things about Twitter accounts and spandex. #
• 15:39 @RockBandParts I read that tweet. #
• 18:15 @ms_sonya You'd have to ask other people about that. I was all DX from just the words. #

• 09:09 @maureenjohnson Today is probably the day the next DVD from Netflix will come. #
• 09:09 @maureenjohnson Quit poking my jar, woman! Besides, if you provided for me properly, I wouldn't have to work outside the jar. #
• 09:13 I did NOT want to know that. Seriously, some things are best left a mystery. Thanks, Twitter! #
• 14:05 @mikelombardo img513.imageshack.us/img513/1952/gaycomputeruq1.jpg IT'S A HOMO'S DEVIL MACHINE! #
• 14:08 What would a Devil's homo machine do? Would it turn straight men gay? We could use that! #
• 14:09 There are people who would enjoy a Devil's machine homo, and plays give us homos' machine devils all the time. #
• 14:10 A machine's devil homo would be rather boring, and a machine's homo devil would be, well, Satan from South Park. #
• 14:39 @ms_sonya Indeed. I wish I could be there now--or at least retweet that. #
• 16:19 @ms_sonya You're making me tear up. WHY CAN'T I BE THERE? #
• 22:31 I had a blog post an hour ago. I've forgotten it. #

• 14:16 @maureenjohnson What are your thoughts on vuvuzelas? #
• 14:17 @ms_sonya Have fun there for me. Alas, I must be in Dallas, separated from animu + beer. #
• 14:18 @mikelombardo Sounds familiar. But then, I was just watching the #ned/#uru match. #
• 17:48 I'm at Chick-fil-a (190 & Old Denton, Carrollton). 4sq.com/atUTw6 #
• 18:03 I'm at My Cherryo Frozen Yogurt (2625 Old Denton Rd. #612, Carrollton). 4sq.com/auClWw #
• 19:35 @hankgreen Always assume you're the worm. #

• 12:18 I'm at Cafe Brazil (2510 N Josey Ln Ste 106, btw Keller Springs and Frankford, Carollton). 4sq.com/5649RI #
• 12:27 ZZ Top can get more mileage out of one chord than most bands can get out of four. #
• 17:42 I cannot believe I wasted the day. I'm still sleepy, too. And I've not shaved since yesterday. #
• 19:44 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, N MacArthur Blvd, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #
• 21:28 I just voted for Hp Alliance Inc to win $250k on Chase Community Giving! #chasegiving bit.ly/cEEbDe #

• 00:15 After too much TVTropes, I get the distinct feeling that everybody is Haruhi in Insturmentality. And yeah, they're all Time Lords, too. #
• 09:33 @voxbaryton They were. It's still silly. #
• 12:42 I'm at Valero. 4sq.com/bZI1fv #
• 21:41 You guys do know that the anniversary of American independence was two days ago, right? Just checking. #
• 21:42 @mikelombardo We like you, too. Even though we herd u liek mudkip. #

• 00:13 @ms_sonya You'd think, but no: class 2. That said, it requires two MD's signatures for inpatient administration. Shit don't leave hospitals. #
• 02:06 @voxbaryton My response to Islam is that I like bacon and booze. #
• 13:17 Trolololol (@ IHOP - Carrollton) 4sq.com/c0S82s #
• 16:25 Decent salsa. Dunno about the food. (@ Cantina Laredo) 4sq.com/cvsSre #
• 20:52 @hayleyghoover My mom can handle it quite well. My father, however, cannot. #

• 10:43 Hup Holland Hup! #
• 21:14 @mikelombardo I'm a man of Houston living in Dallas. #
• 22:17 @vidcon Who the eff is Hank? #
• 23:32 @voxbaryton It's always a bad idea to be a vigilante when you're not wearing pants. People tend to get the wrong idea. #
• 23:33 I once looked at the ingredients label on a jar of Nutella. The first thing listed was benzoylmethylecgonine. She don't lie, indeed. #

• 21:46 @paulandstorm *openly defiant arr* #

• 09:15 @TomboyTech Fun things are fun! #
• 13:33 I'm doing a badbad dirtyevil thing. Seriously, kids, don't do this. EVER. #
• 14:09 @realjohngreen Christianity, Islam, and Conjoined Twins. #
• 15:27 @ms_sonya Writing code that violates the principles of good code. #
• 15:28 @papertimelady No. Students who do that have broken in, typically. #

• 09:19 Whee, rain! #
• 09:20 Behold, the power of the Internet. #
• 09:57 @OMGpinkjello Katy Perry == D: #
• 15:17 @voxbaryton Huh? Is that like Buddhism but with more Jesus and less reincarnation? #

• 08:58 @evilmj When I'm a prof, I'm teaching it. #
• 09:50 @voxbaryton God, I miss it. #
• 10:38 @evilmj We'll start by reading "Paradigm of Uncertainty" and sequels and "My Immortal": give them good and bad examples. #
• 10:39 @paulandstorm You haz a fever? NURSE! GET ME MORE COWBELL! #
• 11:03 @evilmj Indeed, if you're going for awful, you need to go the full retard. My Immortal does that *very well*. #
• 15:06 @maureenjohnson What should I do about this web page template I have to design? #
• 15:07 Dammit, I missed #4Q again! #

• 12:56 I'm at RaceTrac (15196 Marsh Ln, at Timberglen Rd, Addison). 4sq.com/9QVxio #
• 18:10 @OMGpinkjello D: #
• 18:45 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, N MacArthur Blvd, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #

• 10:41 @OMGpinkjello Aw, man. #
• 11:14 You now have less than half a year left before Christmas. Get your shopping done. #
• 11:29 I'm at Paradise Bakery (13710 Dallas Pkwy, at Alpha Rd, Dallas). 4sq.com/7QEPHr #
• 13:44 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, N MacArthur Blvd, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #
• 19:33 I'm at Piman Asian Bistro (4835 N. O'Connor Rd., Irving). 4sq.com/9nUSbC #
• 19:50 @eddelagarza thanks! My family is here in Dallas with me, so I'm good. #
• 20:14 @ms_sonya whee! #
• 20:34 @ms_sonya Oh noes. Do Bohemian Rhapsody. For the lulz, of course. #
• 20:51 @voxbaryton Well, the Reddit hipsters recommend the Droid and the Nexus One. Of course, they judge me harshly for going to church 3x/ week. #

• 08:17 @mikelombardo I hate mornings. #
• 08:18 @TomboyTech Is that another one of those MMOGs? #
• 08:19 @amethystjackson That is the most insane theory I've ever heard--even crazier than the one where Rob's the gay one. #
• 08:21 @OMGpinkjello That picture looks like you just raped a bro. Good for you! #
• 08:23 @realjohngreen Holy crap, it's the NERDFIGHTER ARMY. Someone hold me, I'm scared. #
• 08:24 Amuse me, Twitter. If you're following me, ask me anything. I'll answer to the best of my ability. #
• 08:50 @jesusfetish No, I haven't. What's up with the name change? Also, it's not even 9:00a here. #
• 09:35 @jesusfetish I'm just envying the "afternoon" thing. I hate mornings. #
• 09:48 @johnsworldcup Who is that using a vuvuzela to snort cocaine in your profile image? #
• 10:32 @johnsworldcup Suddenly, the cocaine makes a lot more sense. #

• 08:20 @mikelombardo How is babby formed? I spilled some milk on my sister's underwear; how do I get it out? Derp de derp derp. #
• 20:39 I cannot believe that after 30 years in Texas, my dad STILL does not know the Spanish word for "restroom". #
• 20:40 WTF, mate? (@ Mexican Inn Cafe) 4sq.com/c54Vnl #
• 20:56 Bad joke of the whatever: "Koine is Greek to me." #

• 11:21 In today's news, I care about soccer for just a bit longer. #
• 11:29 @voxbaryton When this is over, we need to round up the FIFA refs and put them through #PRK style reeducation camps. Or give them eye exams. #
• 13:44 #AUS and #GER, baby! #

• 09:51 @johnsworldcup What the hell is with this two games at once thing? Which one should I watch? Go #MEX and #RSA! #
• 10:18 Come on #Mex! #
• 10:20 I'm watching #Mex v. #uru on Spanish teevee. #

• 15:57 @OMGpinkjello "I told you she didn't have a dick." --the music video for "Telephone" #
• 18:28 @OMGpinkjello Sex should rouse him. #

• 00:48 I fail at life. I forgot about Juneteenth and had to be reminded of it by a church in Washington. *fails* My deepest apologies. #
• 13:39 I'm at My parents' place (8451 Quail Hills Drive, Missouri City). 4sq.com/ahQHEH #
• 20:42 I'm at Central Market (320 Coit Rd, btw SH-190 and Mapleshade, Plano) w/ 2 others. 4sq.com/74UhNi #

• 08:54 //lollercoaster of love #
• 08:56 This just in: Joe Barton, R-Waco, apologizes to Koman Coulibaly. Is he trying to lose in November? I think so. #
• 09:12 I'm watching a movie. I don't know what it is, but a woman just got a promotion. Since the woman is Tina Fey, this can only end badly. #
• 10:54 I just bought large shirts for the firsttime in years. #
• 12:05 I'm at First Colony Mall (16535 Southwest Freeway, Sugar Land) w/ 2 others. 4sq.com/6bBjnQ #
• 12:13 Getting clothes was easier when I was fat. Damn, America, lose a few pounds. #
• 12:16 @mikelombardo On the one hand, censorship is bad. On the other, it is Mark Zuckerberg, and he's a douche. #
• 12:20 @realjohngreen FFFFFFFUUUUU. *rage* #
• 12:55 I'm at Black Walnut Cafe (16535 Southwest Freeway, Hwy 6, Sugarland). 4sq.com/7wq0fK #
• 15:27 I'm at My parents' place (8451 Quail Hills Drive, Missouri City). 4sq.com/ahQHEH #
• 20:40 Third World 4 life! (@ University of Houston) 4sq.com/4NG4uO #

• 17:08 I'm at RaceTrac (15196 Marsh Ln, at Timberglen Rd, Addison). 4sq.com/9QVxio #

• 10:29 The vuvuzelas have snared me. #
• 11:10 May God smite the person who invented the vuvuzela. Also, since #gre vs. #nga ended, Reddit's down. Figures. #
• 14:25 @Lunalore yeah, there is a justifiable hatred. However, they caught my attention, and I burned 40 minutes watching Nigeria and Greece. #
• 14:34 Viva #mex! #

• 10:28 Man, I'm exhausted. #
• 10:45 There's no coffee in this place. #
• 11:03 Most epic idea ever: Lady Gaga posing nude in O Magazine. #

• 09:19 @C4Clive ME! What kind are you making? (Currently, I'm drinking a bit of mate as a pick me up. Coffee comes second.) #
• 09:21 @C4Clive Thanks. Now you've got "Money" by Pink Floyd stuck in my head. #
• 09:21 @OMGpinkjello You need to go cruising for chicks, hon! #
• 09:23 @paulandstorm KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! #

• 12:29 I'm at Valero. 4sq.com/bZI1fv #
• 18:59 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #

• 11:56 I'm at Cafe Brazil (2510 N Josey Ln Ste 106, btw Keller Springs and Frankford, Carollton). 4sq.com/5649RI #
• 19:20 I'm at Whole Foods Market (4100 Lomo Alto Dr, at Lemmon Ave, Highland Park). 4sq.com/64aG0c #
• 19:20 I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/aYboMl #

• 09:52 My father's back in the oil industry. #

• 09:58 @eddelagarza This is why I drink my coffee black. #
• 10:03 @ms_sonya Dammit, where's the "like" button on Twitter? #
• 11:18 Holly carp, Nebraska just left the Big 12. Is this the end of that conference? #
• 17:46 @amethystjackson PG-13 sil vous plait. #
• 22:23 I favorited a YouTube video -- Skittles youtu.be/TIjsPFYdkZY?a #

• 08:33 @wheezywaiter I had explosive vomiting this weekend after getting way too drunk. #
• 18:22 @ms_sonya let me know when you find out. #

• 10:03 @OMGpinkjello That's more than I needed to know, hon. #
• 13:32 @realjohngreen Eh, Gismodo regularly forgets to be awesome. #
• 15:32 @Lunalore I'm...busy. #

• 10:56 @mikelombardo I am. I was also vomiting this weekend from extreme intoxication, but whatever. #

• 00:02 Cheap liquor makes friends sick. Repaying favors accrued this afternoon. #
• 14:20 I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/ba9lRm #
• 14:20 I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/c2ypFP #
• 14:20 I'm at A-KON w/ @ms_sonya. 4sq.com/dBplsW #
• 16:32 I miss AnK already. Godspeed, y'all. #
• 17:08 I'm at RaceTrac (15196 Marsh Ln, at Timberglen Rd, Addison). 4sq.com/9QVxio #
• 18:37 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #
• 19:44 Wait, does the preview from this week's K-On!! mean that next week's ep is a Rawr-chan ep? AWESOME! #
• 21:14 I subscribed to b3karahnnon's channel on YouTube. www.youtube.com/user/b3karahnnon?feature=autoshare #

• 10:44 I'm back! (@ A-KON w/ 4 others) 4sq.com/dBplsW #
• 13:52 I'm at A-KON (400 North Olive Street, Oak St., Dallas) w/ 19 others. 4sq.com/dBplsW #
• 13:58 Marblecake. Also, the game. #
• 15:17 Diet coke isn't as bad as I remember. #
• 15:56 I'm at A-KON w/ @ms_sonya. 4sq.com/dBplsW #
• 21:51 That Kraken go-se is vile. It's a life ruiner. #
• 22:05 Fuck BP in the bung hole with a spiked metal dildo. Nao. Fuck you, British Petroleum!!! #

• 09:10 @ms_sonya morning. I'm in the next room. #
• 09:20 @mikelombardo Lol, imgur. I particularly love it when they go down and Reddit panics. #
• 10:41 @quidditchgrrl I didn't know that summer tasted like slightly acidic sugar water. I thought it meant growing gills. #
• 13:08 Lol. (@ A-KON w/ @ms_sonya) 4sq.com/dBplsW #

• 13:47 So, who's coming up for #A-Kon? #
• 13:48 @ms_sonya I see you're northbound on I-45. Coming to see me? #
• 14:26 @ms_sonya Where are you eating? (I will be at Akon, by the way.) #

• 17:44 I'm at Dairy Queen (2421 Valwood Parkway, Denton Dr, Dallas). 4sq.com/bemOsP #
• 21:31 I'm at RaceTrac (15196 Marsh Ln, at Timberglen Rd, Addison). 4sq.com/9QVxio #