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July 4th, 2009


08:30 pm - Ah, Star Trek.
Since it's the 4th of July, they've decided to run The Omega Glory. Because really, TOS is at its best when it's inducing blunt metaphor trauma with a large piece of ham.
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June 30th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 11:47 @realjohngreen You discussed that subject because it was Pride, didn't you! #
  • 15:15 @maureenjohnson *makes you into a vampire* #
  • 18:18 Today's thought of the day: "Go Emily Dickinson your mom." --@realjohngreen, here: tinyurl.com/mxllz4 #
  • 18:32 @kookai1 Perl script: a kind of quickly thrown together computer program. (I'm actually male, but who gives a crap about that?) #
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June 29th, 2009


05:23 pm - On Debian and Mono
Lately, the typical flamewars that consume the Debian mailing lists have spilled over into the Linux subreddit. Like a moth to a flame, I am attracted to such flamewars, simply because I find them amusing for brief periods of time. No, they don’t provide information–flamewars are utterly devoid of such things.

However, I must say that I’m rather disappointed in Richard Stallman. His comments on the current debacle in the Debian community read as no more informed on the issue than those of the average Reddit troll. I generally expect better commentary from him, including not just technical details when applicable, but also a good philosophical argument behind his positions. This case simply lacks either.

In fact, his comments are fairly typical of any Mono discussion: on one side, you have Mono’s developers and the community that writes stuff in C# intended for Linux platforms, and on the other, you have people who suffer from the Free/Open Source version of Not Invented Here Syndrome. The fact is that Mono implements a standard (ISO/IEC 23270) written originally by Microsoft–a company as far from the free and open source community as possible yet still be in the business of making software. Those of us who just want to use best of breed applications (like Tomboy, which is the application in question, as well as Gnome-Do), and occasionally ensure cross-compatibility on Linux for a program written originally against the .NET stack, are caught in the middle.

I’ll be honest and say that I have absolutely no connection to the Debian project, and I am not entirely informed about the technical merits and faults of Mono as a development platform. However, I am someone who has been on the Internet for a very long time, and as such, I’ve learned from experience how to deal with trolls.

The fact is that Microsoft is not some supernatural entity, as some free/open source zealots would have you think. They are a corporation of humans, run by idiots. (Interestingly, I’ve found that their junior managers have no clue why the senior management is so heavy handed on free/open source software in general, particularly when their competition is very specifically the operating system projects: Linux, the BSDs, Haiku, and ReactOS.) Since the corporation is run by idiots, they have a tendency to troll the Internet, making grandiose claims of patent infringement by Linux (note that they’re talking about the folks at the Linux project specifically, not the distributors). Since they’ve been at this for several years now, and haven’t filed a patent infringement lawsuit against Linus Torvalds or any Linux distributor, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that Microsoft’s claims are about as good as most legal claims made on the Internet, and as such, they can be reasonably ignored. At the very least, patents are only good for 19 years in America, and as such only have a limited amount of time to put up or shut up.

In any case, these are claims against Linux. Mono is not a part of Linux. It is not now, nor has it ever been, a part of the Linux project. Even if someone includes Mono in their distro, it is not a part of Linux. If Microsoft decides to sue over the distribution of Mono, that distributor can simply send out an update removing it (and any software depending on it) from their system.

The other claim I hear against Mono is that it is “bloat”. Under the same objections, any required language runtime is bloat, and we should be running without operating systems and rebooting out computers for each new program we run. While I have heard some criticisms of the virtual machine model of compiler infrastructure, that particular model is the one that prevails amongst compiler makers today, and the accusation can be made of pretty much any language not supported by the GNU Compiler Collection.

In short, I haven’t heard a good technical argument against Mono, but rather Microsoft originated FUD (which Mr. Stallman should know better than to spread) and a vague accusation.

On the other hand, I’ve not heard a good argument for the inclusion of Mono, either. Yes, Tomboy needs it. There’s a work alike called Gnote, made by someone with way too much free time on his hands and far too little imagination (I mean, really, a strict port of another program into a less portable language? What is the point?) that could be used just as easily without adding any infrastructure to the default install of Debian. Yes, Gnome-Do is totally awesome (particularly for those of us with a Mac background who remember Quicksilver–a project mostly superseded at this time by Google’s Quick Search Box, which was made by the same person after being hired by Google). Yes, Mono is a first class citizen in the Gnome world. So are C and Python, languages whose runtime is already in the default install of ever Linux distro, with good reasons (libc is required to run any Unix-like kernel, and Python is necessary for a large number of system maintenance scripts). Gnome’s decision to support Mono as well is good for developers, but without compelling and exclusive applications written against those bindings, what’s the point?

Unless and until the community can have a mature discussion about the technical merits of Mono and any software that requires it, discussing its inclusion in the default installation of one of the most important (and wanky) Linux distros is out of the question, and such people need to refrain from comment on the situation as they are obviously woefully uninformed about the topic of discussion.

But hey, this is the Internet. When has self restraint ever been expected of discourse here?
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June 28th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 18:37 The price of a vowel will eventually succumb to inflation. It must happen. They've cost $250 since the 80's now. #
  • 19:36 In the event I sleep the day away tomorrow (not been feeling well lately), happy Pride to everybody. #
  • 19:53 @kookai1 I'm not female. I thought I had established that I'm a perl script. #
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June 27th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:02 The 90's version of The Parent Trap is really dated. I can't believe a 10-year-old Lindsay Lohan as anything but a coked-out slut machine. #
  • 16:13 @kookai1 Oh, we're worse than rental tenants with the English language. We're the abusive lover on the side. #
  • 22:37 Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody. #
  • 22:49 @nlfrederick Kinda boring and slow. The way I like it. #
  • 23:01 @nlfrederick Oh, those are next week for me. At least I had the day off from class. #
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June 26th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 08:21 Okay, morning. I'm not even going to fight you. Just kill me. FML. #
  • 10:02 Coffee: the ultimate weapon in the battle against morning. Maybe I won't die this time. #
  • 17:54 On the upside, I can fill a glaring hole in my music collection without providing material support to a pedophile. #michaeljackson #
  • 18:02 @realjohngreen Favorite Michael Jackson song? #
  • 18:07 @realjohngreen 60 million years ago, there was a rabbit sized elephant. #
  • 18:08 @realjohngreen DNA half life is too short to recreate these rabbit sized proto-elephants. You've got about 15,000 years. #
  • 20:43 @RockBandParts Try it. I don't have money, but if I did, I'd be inclined to buy from y'all. #
  • 22:25 @realjohngreen No. DNA has a chemical half life of about 15,000 years. Any organism older than that is impossible to revive. Sorry. #
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June 25th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
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June 24th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 12:38 @realjohngreen FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #
  • 16:12 @windexcleansall Twilight fanfic is generally better than Twilight, and as such, I'll let it slide. #
  • 17:18 YouTube is down for maintenance. Hopefully they fix the fail. #
  • 19:17 @windexcleansall When it's truly awesome, yes. I remember getting particularly giddy while reading Good Omens. Queen ftfw. #
  • 19:56 Paul and Gregory #coolbandsmadeuncool (@paulandstorm, this one's for you.) #
  • 20:15 @jonathancoulton Fortunately, twitter is written in Ruby (on Rails), and as such uses 32-bit ints. #
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June 23rd, 2009


12:13 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 11:28 @realjohngreen You know, we didn't have time to cover Catcher in high school (too little time). Perhaps I should venture back. #
  • 17:45 @maureenjohnson How would one "loose faith"? #
  • 17:46 @windexcleansall Nah. TMI is telling us what happens at said appointment. Please, spare us the details. #
  • 22:04 @windexcleansall This is a hallmark of your generation. Mine generally cannot do this, save for a couple of us who were raised by computers. #
  • 22:05 After all these years, Next Generation is still fucking awesome. #
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June 22nd, 2009


07:33 pm - In which I admit to watching too much YouTube
YouTube has become my primary means of entertainment. Sure, I'll occasionally do Hulu for what most people watch on teevee, but let's face it: most of the crap on television is just that. However, watching people drink blenderized hamburgers never loses its charm.

In my watchings, I've found that a number of YouTube entertainers collaborate frequently. After a few days of watching, I came to the realization that there must be a Kevin Bacon of this particular medium: one to whom I can connect any other participant through appearances in the same video within six steps.

However, when I found the nexus of the YouTube entertainer community (mathematically speaking), I was mildly disappointed (though incredibly amused) to find that it's actually a shared channel: vlogbrothers1. As such, I'm fairly certain I can connect pretty much any two YouTubers to either Hank or John Green in six YouTube videos or less. I call it "Six Degrees of Brotherhood 2.0". Sure, I've got videos up, but let's face it, I don't participate in video-making culture, and instead was either going for something akin to the 2girls1cup reaction videos (in one case, I notably overact to a goat giving birth...in reverse) or computer screencasts intended for the edification of fellow students.

I personally blame the Brothers Green's centrality to the YouTube entertainment community due to the size, age, and general attention whore nature of their fanbase. Sure, John is over 30, and by YouTube standards, a senior citizen (Hank is the younger of the two, but is not much behind him), but their content will generally appeal to the high school and college age crowd2.

"What about the vidders?" I hear you ask. "Surely they're a part of this community you're referencing." Indeed, they are, and they don't generally appear in their own videos (based on my understanding of vidders). I'm not sure how to treat them: they're not the performers that you see in the vlogging, comedy, and stunt channels, but they certainly need to be included somehow, particularly since I know I can connect the gamers in to the rest of the network using E3 videos (Lisa Nova has done collabs with fallofautumdistro, in whose videos both John and Hank have made appearances).

Now, to debunk the myth that Ashton Kutcher is actually at the center of Twitter.

1. The pitch for their channel goes as follows: it's like lonelygirl15, but unscripted, with grown men, and without the whole Thelema business going on (though I know that the New York times printed suspicions that the titular character's parents were, in fact, scilons3).
2. Given that John is actually a young adult author in real life, this shouldn't be surprising I'm thinking that I should probably read Looking for Alaska (in your pants) and An Abundance of Katherines (in your pants), if only to get the remaining in-jokes (the first couple of seasons of their channel make significantly more sense if you read Paper Towns (in your pants) beforehand, considering that John's writing the book through the first year).
3. Given that Scientology is a more fraudulent branch of the Thelema family tree, this actually makes sense.

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12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
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June 21st, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 13:00 @maureenjohnson I need some advice: what should I do to get myself off my ass? #
  • 13:01 @liviaokokok I believe it was springtime. #
  • 13:02 @Lunalore Registration is evil. #
  • 19:20 @windexcleansall As a former college student who did one degree with a Windows box and one with a Mac, I say go Mac. Or Linux. #
  • 19:32 My legs are dead. I walked too much in that heat. #
  • 19:33 @drnoise Gimme a link and maybe, just maybe, I'll add an RSS feed to LJ (where I aggregate my blogreading). #
  • 23:09 I am in hell. All I want to do is blow my fucking head off, but alas, I can't do that for some reason. #
  • 23:52 @windexcleansall Maybe I'll read it when you post moar. #
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June 20th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

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June 19th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 18:51 @maureenjohnson Is this because you're paranoid, because you want HBO for free, or one of those bizarre beauty rituals that some people do? #
  • 18:53 @ncacensorship Why not put up an .iso image of the film on bittorrent for those of us who don't care about physical media? #
  • 20:44 @AlanDistro At least he isn't rickrolling us. #
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June 18th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:37 I'd make my icon green, but it would just make it, well, solid green. #
  • 17:17 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
  • 21:02 I think I might be one of those characters authors include in their stories simply to prove that everything happens in the same universe. #
  • 21:38 @nlfrederick Love Actually. Pearl Harbor is 3 hours of suck. #
  • 23:54 The Democratically Elected Leader of Fine Jewelry: The Pot Luck Dinner of the Rolex Corporation. #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 23:54 The Birth of the Baby Jesus #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 23:55 Maternity Ward #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 23:59 12 Happy Men #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 00:00 Doctor Who: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Stable Time Loops #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 00:03 Mr. Smith Goes to Disneyland #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 00:04 The Lord of the Rings: Election Day #nicerfilmtitles #
  • 00:08 Dolores #nicerfilmtitles #
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June 17th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 19:06 @drnoise I once accidentially rated a video as 2 stars when I didn't mean to. Don't think it was one of yours. #
  • 21:58 I really wish I weren't so bitter, but life has yet to give me a reason not to be. #
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June 16th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 13:33 Thankfully, we live in a world where this exists: bit.ly/1b6goh #
  • 15:44 Lolwhut? How did I make an A on that test? #
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June 15th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 15:02 @drnoise I didn't sleep until noon, but I did sleep for 12 hours. #

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June 14th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 18:03 @NikolHasler What was he OD'ed or just passed out drunk? #

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June 13th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 21:37 @windexcleansall About a week ago, it was scary. Having seen yesterday's blogtv appearance, it's better now. #

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June 12th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 11:13 The smell of burned coffee can only mean one thing: interview. #

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June 11th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 13:48 Protip: if you're on a starship, don't wear red. #

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June 10th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

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June 9th, 2009


12:10 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

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June 8th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 21:19 FML. #
  • 21:40 I lost the will to live in 2006. I just stopped non-effective treatment for depression, and said treatment is still kicking me in the balls. #
  • 23:46 RT @wilw: I just lost the game. Goddammit.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU! #
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June 6th, 2009


12:49 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 18:25 @Molly23 And what's wrong with Metallica's music? Sure, they don't have many friends on the tubes, but they still kick ass. #
  • 18:27 @Molly23 I recommend no treatment. If he likes @jonathancoulton and @paulandstorm, there's nothing wrong with his taste in music. #
  • 21:52 @realjohngreen There are places where you can get awesome sushi, mostly along the coasts. Health care is a few deaths away, though. #
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June 5th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:50 @Lunalore Wait, Bill killed himself? Normally I like meta, but that just sucks. #
  • 16:51 @windexcleansall Now that sounds like one hell of a day. Add in some Internet stupidity and it would be perfect. #
  • 17:04 @paulandstorm @molly23 Dammit! I was actually going to write that one! #
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June 4th, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 21:45 @Molly23 I've been at a drive-through/fast food Italian restaurant, but alas, it no longer exists. Yes, it's the opposite of progress. #

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June 3rd, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 01:23 YouTube is being particularly fail tonight. How am I supposed to keep up with updates from E3? #
  • 20:05 I hate you all. Why? Because you first hated me. #
  • 22:30 Okay, I'm converting: I'm leaving the Cult of the Zombie Jesus for the Church of Super Mecha Death Christ. #
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June 2nd, 2009


12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 17:01 @Molly23 I totally support this if it means more metal. But then, I know I'm in the minority that absolutely loved "Peep Fight". #
  • 18:04 Corn dog hankering: satisfied. #
  • 19:05 @liviaokokok when I hear that old song they used to play, I begin dreaming till I see Marianne walk away. #
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June 1st, 2009


04:45 pm
Harmonix posted their first trailer for their next big game, The Beatles: Rock Band. From the footage, this game is going to be exactly as awesome as the name implies.

Of course, I must wonder if there will be DLC (please please please).
Current Location: video games

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11:33 am
The whole world needs to suffer. If I had my way, the whole of humanity would be tortured regularly, as a punishment for their crimes, including but not limited to their very existence.

Death is too nice for people. No, they need to be set aflame and made to burn, though only to the point of debilitating pain. They need to be beaten to a pulp on a regular basis. They need to be stripped of everything.

You don't deserve comfort, as it invariably comes at the expense of another.

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12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 13:29 @windexcleansall They don't know what they're talking about. #
  • 15:37 @Molly23 The amount of awesome in that picture made my computer asplode. #
  • 19:36 @Molly23 That's one messed up friendship. Lol, dingoes. #
  • 19:39 Final Fantasy VII on the Playstation Store? There's a recommendation for mom. #
  • 20:42 I have a hankering for a corn dog. #
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May 31st, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 23:52 New HP fandom really has no sense of its spoogy past. Alas, the fandom's historians were all a part of the Harmonian faction. #

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May 30th, 2009


12:09 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 18:17 Lol rofflecopter. #

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May 29th, 2009


12:10 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 12:19 @windexcleansall Some friends of mine need to be cock-blocked. They will do things they will regret. #
  • 14:27 @femmeurbane Of course they do. I mean, really, where else have *you* lived? Tennessee? #
  • 16:48 Who has a web server running in his house? I DO! #
  • 00:05 Why can't I just be an hero? It's my only goal in life, and I fail at it so hard. #
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May 28th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 14:30 @ecogeek There's a problem on the Ning. Halp? #
  • 17:31 @OhNoItsBethan I thought that was the entirety of the show. #
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May 27th, 2009


10:45 pm - New website
I'm going to try this whole web site thing again. I've got the domain name photosinensis.net (the old .com one is currently about to relapse, so I'll give it a couple of months and see if I can't re-snag it) registered, and I've got dynamic DNS service purchased for the next two years.

Tomorrow, I'll be setting up the box on which everything will go. It's my old Linux box that's served me valiantly now for an ungodly number of years, but it still runs like a champ. I'm thinking that I'll actually just create the service it'll run myself, probably using Django or Rails. In any case, it should have my sample code up in a week's time, and hopefully will also have some blogging abilities (though I'll probably just embed LJ to start).

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12:08 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:19 The remake of The Parent Trap is still more dated than the original. It's not really their fault, though: they had no idea what they did. #
  • 16:19 @jonathancoulton According to @hodgman, you're the cat killer. I'm sure you can find a way. #
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May 26th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 14:46 @OhNoItsBethan That worked for me when I was about your age. #
  • 15:43 Chi's Sweet Home: A disgusting gorefest of sodomy and microwaving of human heads. Maybe. #
  • 15:44 @windexcleansall Some guys are into that, you know. #
  • 15:44 @OhNoItsBethan Writing fic did. #
  • 15:44 #threwordsaftersex That never happens. #
  • 15:47 @femmeurbane It's the sex that never happens. #
  • 15:49 @femmeurbane That's actually a quote from Anime World Order's review. #
  • 15:51 @femmeurbane Yeah, people are going to be disappointed. #
  • 15:56 @femmeurbane Yeah, they do have that. #
  • 17:01 @windexcleansall WHAT? #
  • 17:02 @paulandstorm Dingos? Couldn't you two be more original? #
  • 17:05 @femmeurbane AAAAAAAAAH! My eyes! They bleed! #
  • 17:08 @femmeurbane Their MySpace still suffers from being, well, MySpace. #
  • 17:11 @femmeurbane The complaint is more about MySpace. #
  • 17:23 @windexcleansall That is...special. I don't want to imagine the infections that could come from such activities. #
  • 19:24 @drnoise And you've obviously forgotten that it's also Towel Day. #
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May 25th, 2009


12:07 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 15:04 Trying to get old Trek episodes running on the YouTubes. Not succeeding. Grr. #
  • 22:53 @voxbaryton You're really out of the loop, aren't you? #
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May 24th, 2009


12:10 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

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May 23rd, 2009


12:10 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 19:32 @voxbaryton But is it the Oinkbarf? #
  • 20:11 @voxbaryton "Robust"? In my part of the Tubes, we only use that term ironically/sarcastically. #
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May 22nd, 2009


12:21 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:08 @drnoise Some of us like the adventure. I freely admit that I'm crazy. #
  • 18:06 @Lunalore Not McAuliffe. He creeps me out. #
  • 21:28 And my father returns, unexpectedly early. #
  • 21:29 @drnoise NOOOOOOO! I guess the YouTube backlog will have to satisfy my need for awesome. #
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May 21st, 2009


01:38 am - From hormiga on reddit
I must not LOL.

The lulz are the mind-killer.

The lulz are the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my lulz.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the lulz have gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

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12:17 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 16:35 I'm a sheep and want @Molly23 to write more songs. I don't really care about the t-shirt, but hey, whatever. #minion #
  • 17:32 OMG actually going to a church service. Half expext Jason to burst into flame when we walk through the door. #
  • 20:30 Holy crap. Jason received the Eucharist and nothing horrible happened. I'm shocked. #
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May 20th, 2009


12:13 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 21:47 Why don't people believe me when I say that "the Great" is actually my middle name? That's what it means in Latin. #
  • 22:16 RT @realjohngreen i'm not an opthamologist, but i DID put all of your books into the twilight display at b&n today maybe some will find you! #
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May 19th, 2009


11:54 am
Rarely is a crazed Hitler the voice of reason. Here is a glimpse at one of those moments.


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12:11 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.


  • 22:01 I've got an interview for a temp post tomorrow afternoon. Wish me luck! #

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May 18th, 2009


12:11 am - And now, a word from Twitter
Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

  • 04:34 Running home. Alarm got tripped. #
  • 09:07 They didn't even take my Xbox! It was just knocked behind the television. #
  • 09:39 @nlfrederick Yeah, I know. They also appear to have taken an old laptop (though I'm not sure it's not just misplaced) and maybe a camera. #
  • 09:40 @azuritetalk Or listen to it. Though it is one of my favorite albums. #
  • 10:01 My door may have been busted in, but I've got beer--beer that isn't even available in Texas. Since my Xbox is still here, I'm happy. #
  • 11:30 @femmeurbane Yeah, everything's fine. We'll have the door fixed in no time, but it doesn't look like they actually took anything. #
  • 19:40 @realjohngreen I'm watching your last video right now, just to ensure that the YouTubes are working properly. #
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